This Is Me--2024 A to Z Theme

My A to Z Themes in the past have covered a range of topics and for 2025 the theme is a random assemblage of things that are on my mind--or that just pop into my mind. Whatever! Let's just say I'll be "Tossing It Out" for your entertainment or however it is you perceive these things.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Teresa Rhyne's Book Release Day!


Teresa Rhyne and Seamus         On my memoir blog Wrote By Rote I have been following the publishing success story of Teresa Rhyne.  In March Teresa told her story about how her book came to be and the road toward publication.  Then in August she gave her report from the floor of Book Expo America in New York City and her successful preview debut.  Finally, the big day is here!  Tuesday October 2nd is the official release date of The Dog Lived (and So Will I).   Teresa is here to fill us in on more of the story.  And be sure to visit Teresa's blog for even more info.  (Also check out the link Teresa gives toward the end of this post for the personal appearances she has scheduled so far--if you're nearby it sounds like fun!)

         Do you know who has a book coming out on October 2nd? Yep. Dennis Lehane, Jo Nesbo, Louise Erdich, Sherman Alexie, Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Nora Roberts, Jasper Fforde, and Neil Young. Oh, and me. And probably another 100 or so authors. But me. I’m there. I’m among them.  Check out this list from Publisher’s Weekly and this article on why October 2, 2012 is the Best Book Day of 2012 (they did that whole article without mentioning my book; I’m shocked. Ahem. Not at all.) This sums up quite well the dichotomy that is my publishing experience of late, and, I imagine, the publishing experience of many a first-time author.

the box of my books I received from the publisher. It's an exciting moment in a writer's life. .
        On the one hand, it’s wildly exciting to even appear on a list with names like this. I felt the same way (the “I can die happy now” way) when my book was listed as a BEA Buzz Book alongside Barbara Kingsolver. But then of course, because I’m new (and nervous, and probably a bit of a freak at this point), I think “Aaargh—I’ll get lost in the stampede of fabulousness that is all those other books!” Then I think, “Stop using exclamation points, you are a writer, damnit! Stop. It.” And also, “Yes, but maybe this means everyone will be rushing to bookstores and they may as well pick up your book too.” Because, you know, that happens. But the reality of it is I have very little control over any of it. Luckily, I have professionals looking out for me (my publisher, Sourcebooks, and their team of marketing, publicity and sales aces) and they know far better than I what to expect. They try to simultaneously encourage and caution me, and they advise me, but it’s all some crazy Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride to me. And to mix fairy tales but remain firmly in Fantasyland, sometimes I’m the toad and sometimes I’m the princess. To wit (because I’m always a lawyer):

Princess: Publisher’s Weekly gave me a nice review, as did Library Journal. Cesar’s Way magazine also had a nice blurb. A national magazine is doing an article and sent a photographer to my home for a photo shoot of me and my dog.

Toad: A different national magazine did an interview and we were told there’d be an article in the October edition. I gleefully raced out to buy several copies of the October edition, only to discover there wasn’t a word in it about me or the book. No word why. We’re seriously hoping I appear in the November edition and return to Princess status. But we don’t know.

Princess: Target picked up the book and will have it in all of their stores.

Toad:  It won’t be there until October 17th. Target is big enough to have its own release date. Okay, that’s not very toad-y; that maybe even sounds Princess-y. But it goes to show you the odd world of book sales.

Princess:  My boyfriend happens to own a wine shop (hey, I’m no dummy) and we’re partnering to do a series of “Words, Wine & Wags” fundraising events for various animal rescue organizations and “Words, Wine & Women” events for breast cancer groups. It’s a chance to introduce the book and the wines, and hey we get to bring our dog and help some great causes. Great response from the dog groups so far. And I’ve been asked to appear and do signings at several animal fairs and walks.

Toad:  We can’t seem to find any interested breast cancer groups and have had very minimal luck getting bookstores to be the bookseller at any offsite events. (So Chris will be selling not just wines, but books!)

Princess:  There was interest in an interview from a national TV show.

Toad:  The dog had to be with me and the interview has to be done in an East Coast studio. I’m on the West Coast and I won’t fly the dog in cargo (dog lovers get this; if you’re scratching your head, recall what just happened to supermodel Maggie Rizer’s dog en route between San Francisco and New York.)

Princess:  Blog reviewers were interested in advance copies and have been very kind in their comments. The reviews have really touched me. It’s fascinating to discover what someone else gets out of my writing. And this being a memoir, it’s also good to know they seem to like my main character.

Toad:  ….No, there’s no toad on this one. Readers are great. Bloggers are great. People who love books and reading are great.  (Amazon reviews haven’t started yet.)

And that’s really the fantasy come true here. It’s not Fantasyland anymore. Whatever happens, I’m not a Princess or a Toad. I’m a published author. With a book tour. And readers who love the book.

Wait….I’m a freakin’ Queen!

Here’s my schedule of events for the next month:   http://teresarhyne.com/appearances-and-events/ If I’m in your neighborhood, I hope you’ll stop by and say hello. I’ll be the one in the tiara. With warts.


The Dog Lived (And so will I) by Teresa RhyneThe Tale Of A Dog Who Wouldn’t Let Go And The Woman Who Followed His Lead.


Teresa Rhyne vowed to get things right this time around:  new boyfriend, new house, new dog, maybe even new job.  But shortly after she adopted an incorrigible beagle named Seamus, vets told Teresa that he had a malignant tumor and less than a year to live. The diagnosis was devastating, but she decided to fight it, learning everything she could about the best treatment for Seamus.
She couldn’t have possibly known then that she was preparing herself for life’s next hurdle – a cancer diagnosis of her own. Teresa and Seamus would battle for their lives together, while at the same time she’d bare her heart for a seemingly star-crossed relationship

The Dog Lived (And So Will I) is the uplifting, charming, and often mischievous story of how dogs come into our lives for a reason, how they steal our hearts, show us how to live, and teach us how to love.


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Friday, September 28, 2012

How Many Guest Posts Can A Blogger Host?

Hijack (2008 film)
Hijack (2008 film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
A Success!

          How many guest posts can one blogger successfully host in the course of a summer?  The answer my friend is blogging in the wind.   I tossed the Hijack! idea out there to you readers and you made it work.  Over the past four months forty one bloggers signed up to participate in my Hijack! project and every one of them showed up.

           I would have expected at least one or two no-shows in my line-up, but incredibly they all delivered their posts in a timely manner  and made Hijack This Blog! a huge success.   A diverse group of bloggers brought a dazzling array of topics and writing style to Tossing It Out, keeping in spirit with the eclectic nature of my site.  I thank each of you for your contribution to my summer project.

           Though I realize it will give this post an appearance of being very long, I wanted to thank my blogging friends by listing the links to their contributions.   If you missed any of these posts you may want to click on a few of the links to check them out.  Or you can scroll down to the end of the list where this post will continue.

            Here is the complete listing of my summer Hijack! guests:


▼  September (9 Hijack! posts)


You Have Been Warned: This Blog Has Been Hijacked...Alex J Cavanaugh
▼  August (13 Hijack! posts)

     Hosting Guest Posts   

           Sadly, I didn't get the writing done that I had intended to do, but I did reevaluate my writing goals and have come up with ideas about completing my work-in-progress as well as taking a sidetrack to another old work that has lain dormant for many years.   

            Hosting guest posts is something I have done in the past, but never as I have done it this year.  It can be a lot of work from the standpoint of organizing everything as well as trying to promote each post, a task which I undertook with less vigor and dedication than I perhaps should have.   Even so, I did put a lot into the effort.   I hope you all enjoyed it.

             If you have never hosted a guest on your own blog, I encourage you to try it.  The experience can be very rewarding in many ways.   And it's fun and interesting as well.   Among my guests were several bloggers who were doing their first guest post ever.  I was thrilled to be the one to give them that opportunity.  

             My blog will continue to welcome guests in the future and I have several scheduled in the months ahead.  If you have something you wish to blog about on my site let me know and we'll discuss it.   

             Patricia Stoltey has put out a call for guest bloggers on her blog as well.  She's especially looking for some humor or inspiring stories.  I think she's pretty open to ideas so if you're looking for a chance to write a guest post go to Patricia's site for more info.

             Also my dear online friend and sometimes guest blogger Dana Sitar posted about the guest blogging topic earlier this week on her blog DIY Writing.   She's also provided some excellent links for you to explore.

   Something's Going to Change 

           Several of you mentioned that you missed my own blog posts and that made me feel very honored.  I am back for the most part and I hope you'll like some of the changes I'm considering.   Next Friday I'll tell you my plan and then see how many of you bail on me.  You can find clues in some of the Hijack! guest posts and in my #IWSG posts--I know I'm being ambiguous, but I'm just trying to create a little suspense.  Be here all next week and then definitely stop by on Friday October 5th and weigh in with your thoughts.  You can try to talk me out of it or spur me on.   

But First #IWSG!

First Wed of Every Month                And speaking of Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writer's Support Group, I'll have my October edition  next Wednesday October 3rd.   Maybe I'll even throw in a hint about things to come in that post.

                There are things coming for better or worse and it's nothing to do with me getting married, unless we are talking in the most esoteric symbolic sense.  And that's really stretching it I guess.


               What did you think of the Hijack! experiment?   Did you visit many of the guest posts?   Did you have any favorites?    Would you care to hazard a guess about the direction I am considering taking on my blog?




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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

You Have Been Warned: This Blog Has Been Hijacked By Ninja Captain Alex


       Today my blog has been hijacked by a Ninja Captain--or should I say The Ninja Captain. Need I say anything else? If you don't know who I'm talking about then you must be new to blogging and must check out the links at the end of this post.

A Love Story, by Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh


Thank you Lee for allowing me to grace your blog on this most auspicious occasion. What occasion you may ask? Why, the celebration of the two-year anniversary of SyFy’s Sharktopus!

That’s right – two years ago, the cinematic crapterpiece that is Sharktopus graced the screens of at least a dozen TV sets across America. Conceived and created by a station desperate for cash and willing to torture its viewers to get it, Sharktopus was unleashed on September 25, 2010 to an unsuspecting public. Years of love and adoration for truly awful filmmaking peaked that night, and the small screen has never been the same.

To celebrate this epic low point in movie history, and in case you’ve not had the torturous pleasure of sitting through the film, I am offering my original play-by-play of Sharktopus. That’s right – the Ninja Captain risked both sanity and IQ points to sit through this cinematic marvel. Thus I present to you, in its entirety:

Sharktopus: A Play-by-Play

Did you catch this SyFy disaster Saturday night? Fear not! Though it was far worse than expected, I suffered through the event, just for YOU. There were far better things on TV that night, as well. I caught glimpses of the Boise State game during the commercials, and let me tell you, that Smurf-blue field looked far more enticing. But I stuck it out so that I could present to you:

My thoughts while watching Sharktopus, recorded by the minute.

3 min – The “ding” of the elevator sounds just like my microwave oven chime.

7 min – They didn’t waste any time with pesky details like plot or exposition.

10 min – Roger Corman must have pictures of Eric Roberts with a donkey or something.

13 min – Roberts isn’t even trying. I think he’s cold-reading the script from cue cards.

15 min – Hot woman on beach – the movie is getting better.

16 min – Oh wait, Sharktopus killed her. Movie sucks again.

19 min – Not so attractive woman goes bungee jumping. I’m okay with her dying.

30 min – Various shots of sun-soaked, bikini-clad hotties flashes across the screen. This should be the centerpiece of the film.

37 min – Sharktopus attacks sunbathers. The CGI is so bad I find myself growing nostalgic for a guy in a big rubber suit.

42 min – A man tells Roberts there’s something on TV he has to see. I’m pretty sure it’s not Sharktopus.

44 min – The lead actress’s voice keeps shifting from British to American. She must’'ve studied at the Kevin Costner Robin Hood School of Acting.

62 min – Pretty sure Roberts is drunk. Lucky bastard.

64 min – They should rename “SyFy Saturday Night” to “SyFy Saturday Craptacular.”

73 min – The upside to being eaten by Sharktopus: you don’t have to sit through the rest of Sharktopus.

80 min – A pirate radio DJ mocks Sharktopus and is devoured. This is a life lesson, people!

83 min – Sharktopus just pantsed some guy. That was… awkward.

93 min – No really, Roberts is hammered. This guy was on a three-day bender shooting this film.

98 min – The movie just morphed into a Puerto Vallarta travelogue. Or a bad Bollywood film. Not sure which.

107 min – Roberts is killed by Sharktopus and there was much rejoicing.

110 min – Our hero now intends to run over Sharktopus with a minivan. Hope he’s insured.

122 min – Sharktopus is arrested on tax evasion charges. Movie over. More rejoicing!

You no longer have to waste two hours of your life! You can thank me by sending Hot Tamales…


Alex J. Cavanaugh

Alex J. Cavanaugh has a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree and works in web design and graphics. He is experienced in technical editing and worked with an adult literacy program for several years. A fan of all things science fiction, his interests range from books and movies to music and games. Online he is the Ninja Captain and founder of the Insecure Writer’s Support Group. The author of the Amazon bestsellers, CassaStar and CassaFire, he lives in the Carolinas with his wife.

   
Amazon Best Sellers!

Be sure to check out the first two books Alex's CassaStar series:
CassaStar and CassaFire.   The next book in the series will be coming soon.  Watch for it!



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