tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post7110585175537092768..comments2024-03-28T02:15:06.910-07:00Comments on Tossing It Out: Just Another Day in L.A.Arlee Birdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comBlogger83125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-70623369064642304952015-02-28T04:34:43.705-08:002015-02-28T04:34:43.705-08:00You have me pegged for the most part, but I am def...You have me pegged for the most part, but I am definitely prone to thinking about ridiculous things sometimes, especially while doing mundane activities like shopping.<br /><br />The sight you saw at the fair sounds most unusual. Now that's more like a dream!<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-76920802435371654952015-02-27T22:26:42.666-08:002015-02-27T22:26:42.666-08:00I was buying this as reality for quite a while, bu...I was buying this as reality for quite a while, but sorry... as soon as you said you were sans pantalones I knew it was fiction. I don't know you personally, but you are very smart and very aware, and you are not suffering from dementia, hence there is no way in hell you'd be pantsless. Riding in the car with legs stretched before you would have provided the first clue.<br /><br />Good, engaging tale though!<br /><br />I much prefer WOMEN in stores without pants. Or shirts. Actually, years ago I went to the Del Mar Fair (now called the Southern California Exposition, I think), and witnessed a very tall and gorgeous 30 year old blonde walking through the crowds. She had a giant fake diamond glued in her navel and was wearing NO shirt at all, but was holding twin babies suckling at her breasts. It sounds like total BS, but I had a friend with me who witnessed it with me. You can use that for your next naked tale!Sheboyganboy Sixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-18181157731674261382015-02-25T08:07:26.608-08:002015-02-25T08:07:26.608-08:00If you go shopping without pants, please write up ...If you go shopping without pants, please write up a blog post about what happens so we'll know the real story about this sort of thing.<br /><br />LeeArlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-79002052265419651232015-02-24T23:22:41.813-08:002015-02-24T23:22:41.813-08:00What a story Lee! So vivid, I felt like I was wat...What a story Lee! So vivid, I felt like I was watching a movie. You sure this happened or was it a very lucid dream? Embarrassing as it may be, glad you kept it cool. Plus it makes for a great post! Also, if you started freaking out and drew attention to your slip, the people around you would have acted in kind. Hmmm I wonder if I should go shopping without my pants now... What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-23005501102783988162015-02-24T17:23:39.473-08:002015-02-24T17:23:39.473-08:00No doubt that there are some weird in a bad way pe...No doubt that there are some weird in a bad way people in the world. I may be weird but hopefully not bad weird.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-75219520053731518442015-02-24T15:40:07.892-08:002015-02-24T15:40:07.892-08:00OK this was hilarious and at first i thought you w...OK this was hilarious and at first i thought you were having the beginning stages of Old timer's disease but then I noticed "fiction" in your responses so felt relieved but you would have fit right in at Wal-Mart..or at the Oscars with Harris:) Funny because we took my ex out for his birthday and he used to work at radio Shack. he recalled a young girl gasping and running away while he was dealing with a customer. he then noticed the customer, a man, had his pants on with a rope for a belt and the zipper was down. He had on no underwear and was letting Willie be free as a birdBirgithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09439720285857050428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-22081165018888287452015-02-24T13:43:30.575-08:002015-02-24T13:43:30.575-08:00I went shopping at Walmart this morning and everyo...I went shopping at Walmart this morning and everyone looked relatively normal--well, for the most part when I was paying attention.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-12511627464930545032015-02-24T13:42:22.567-08:002015-02-24T13:42:22.567-08:00Hey, it's comfortable!
LeeHey, it's comfortable!<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-86475857365096208512015-02-24T13:06:24.379-08:002015-02-24T13:06:24.379-08:00Oh Lee! That had to be mortifying. I kept waiting ...Oh Lee! That had to be mortifying. I kept waiting for you to say "And then I woke up." But you didn't! At least you didn't go to Walmart because then you'd end up on "People of Walmart".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-59527139234703151202015-02-24T12:37:04.514-08:002015-02-24T12:37:04.514-08:00This gave me a great chuckle, Lee. In our house, ...This gave me a great chuckle, Lee. In our house, it really is a no-pants zone. At least for my boys. I had to start telling them, "Hey guys, time to put some shorts over your boxers." They didn't understand until they got older but we still say they love to "no pants it"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-26473012859463619052015-02-24T12:22:10.399-08:002015-02-24T12:22:10.399-08:00Because of some previous comments I suggested to m...Because of some previous comments I suggested to my daughter that she make a short film based on story. Maybe after her she has her baby in July. But then she'll probably be busy with kids.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-18547528175974986872015-02-24T11:49:46.428-08:002015-02-24T11:49:46.428-08:00Ha! I thought this only happened in fiction! I enj...Ha! I thought this only happened in fiction! I enjoyed this immensely. It actually sounds like a creative non-fiction piece or short story waiting to happen. I would definitely read more! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06317095707905133969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-66466420928612300482015-02-24T08:20:12.389-08:002015-02-24T08:20:12.389-08:00If it comes to producing nonsense, I can be very p...If it comes to producing nonsense, I can be very productive on a regular basis.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-48104073516805543572015-02-24T07:55:06.671-08:002015-02-24T07:55:06.671-08:00Lol. Sounds like you had a kind of productive day....Lol. Sounds like you had a kind of productive day. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10304701332216772385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-1674489057660518632015-02-24T07:20:08.918-08:002015-02-24T07:20:08.918-08:00That is hilarious. I think some kids just wear th...That is hilarious. I think some kids just wear their underwear while they're at home and might not notice the difference that much. Then again kids can be pretty unobservant. It's amazing his parents let him go out the door this way, but these days a lot of kids are on their own.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-88881655586343257892015-02-24T07:17:44.055-08:002015-02-24T07:17:44.055-08:00Actually a woman in boxers might not be that notic...Actually a woman in boxers might not be that noticeable and even a bit fashionable.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-4322718440256694602015-02-24T06:10:06.668-08:002015-02-24T06:10:06.668-08:00I had a fifth grade student come to school in no p...I had a fifth grade student come to school in no pants once. He was wearing a long-ish t-shirt and didn't realize until he got to homeroom that he was only wearing his tighty-whities. No one had noticed because his t-shirt was long.<br /><br />He might have handled it discreetly, but he didn't. He came running up to my desk in a panic. "Mrs. Salerni, I have to call home! I forgot something!"<br /><br />"What did you forget, Chris?" I asked. If it was his band instrument, we were supposed to have them reschedule his lesson rather than use the office phone. This was in the days before cell phones.<br /><br />"My pants!" he yelled, yanking up his shirt to show me.<br /><br />I blinked. "Yes, Chris. For that, you can use the office phone."<br /><br />Still one of my funniest teaching days ever.Dianne K. Salernihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16459839567235304842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-36582377784217338512015-02-24T05:36:47.247-08:002015-02-24T05:36:47.247-08:00Okay at first I really was wondering if this actua...Okay at first I really was wondering if this actually happened lol! This is one of the things I am so afraid of! Sometimes I will wear crazy shorts to bed or even my boyfriends boxers and they are so comfy there has been multiple moments I have almost walked out the door in just that. Luckily (well only in this scenario) it has been so cold out there is no way I would leave the house with less than 3 layers on!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-13052316168351907092015-02-24T05:28:54.940-08:002015-02-24T05:28:54.940-08:00If you'd gotten into your car and left the nei...If you'd gotten into your car and left the neighborhood like that then you might have really crossed the limit.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-62881035906667659162015-02-24T05:27:38.846-08:002015-02-24T05:27:38.846-08:00With all the strange ways I see people dressed aro...With all the strange ways I see people dressed around here underwear in public could be just another fashion statement.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-84471386180259314062015-02-24T05:26:30.675-08:002015-02-24T05:26:30.675-08:00They have probably done it when I was there and I ...They have probably done it when I was there and I didn't even notice.<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-65905327088599501432015-02-24T05:20:08.619-08:002015-02-24T05:20:08.619-08:00I had a similar story in my Fiction in 50 (words) ...I had a similar story in my Fiction in 50 (words) offering last month. I admit I took your story at face value, but then you are talking to someone who once dashed out of the front door in just her dressing gown to give the garbage to the bin men. As the front door snicked shut...<br />...my face changed...<br />... and the bin men all laughed!Jemima Petthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17110647375899927233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-32677131527839218242015-02-24T00:54:08.628-08:002015-02-24T00:54:08.628-08:00Well I'll be darned! Everyone's worst nigh...Well I'll be darned! Everyone's worst nightmare! So, it happens but luckily for you no-one SEEMS to have noticed! I'm not sure if you're having us on ... I see some pretty strange things and am never sure if I'm really seeing this or if my mind is playing tricks ... blame it on geh weather maybe ... and thanks for the laugh!Susan Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12041548718544123557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-40219085361415238762015-02-23T23:19:43.913-08:002015-02-23T23:19:43.913-08:00Two ways that scenario could have gone Lee: totall...Two ways that scenario could have gone Lee: totally ignored, or viral on FB/uTube.<br /><br />Ah, its made up. Well, maybe for you, but someone out there has done it :)dolorahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08715849844092553699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149224757183756660.post-54278280092389033632015-02-23T22:30:44.831-08:002015-02-23T22:30:44.831-08:00Thanks!
Lee
Thanks!<br /><br />Lee<br />Arlee Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11663942782929929334noreply@blogger.com